"I don't speak eyes!" and "Do I need to tighten your smiley screws?"

Okay, so these are some of Nick's new sayings to me.  Today he was giving me a hard time, and I was giving him "the eye" and all of the sudden he was like, "I don't speak eyes!", with his fingers up by his eyes.  I'm pretty sure you can picture what it looked like.  I couldn't help it, I started laughing way hard!  It was hilarious!  And I have to hand it to Nick, whenever I am having a hard time or if I am having a bad day and I'm not smiling he'll ask me if he needs to tighten my smiley screws.  About 99.9% of the time I tell him no, but does that stop him, oh no it does not.  He will reach up to where my dimples are and sure enough he will tighten my smiley screws, and I always end up laughing or with a big smile on my face.  I am so grateful that I have Nick!  He is such an amazing husband, and best friend!  I don't know what I would do without him!!!  I love you Nick!!!